Minor Celebrity Sighting

Today on my home from work, I had a few minutes to kill before catching my bus, so I popped into the downtown Barnes & Noble and caught sight of local pseudo-celebrity, Blayne Walsh, purchasing the latest issue of Vogue. It was obvious since returning to the Emerald City that he has resumed his unhealthy tanning habit, as he is a very dark, unnatural orange-brown color. You gotta lay off the fake-and-bake, Blayne, before you get a melanoma. Tanning is cancerlicious, which is not a good thing.